Desperate Housewives "You Gotta Get a Gimmick" Quotes
Lawyer: "To my dearest Susie Q. Who endured my infidelities far longer than she should have, years of cheating, betrayals almost from the day we were married...
Susan: Can we just skip to the part where I get stuff?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Gabrielle: I don't understand. How could you not know you're Mexican? We eat Mexican food all the time!
Juanita: We eat Chinese food, too. Does that mean I'm Chinese?
Carlos: No, that just means your mother hates to cook.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Susan: You fantasize about other men when you're with Carlos?
Gabrielle: Honey, Carlos has been so many different men, I'm actually surprised when I open my eyes and it's Carlos.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lynette: You want to talk about this? Fine! We lost a kid. We'll never meet him. We'll spend the rest of our lives looking at one, always wondering why there aren't two. How can saying this out loud be helpful?
• Rating: Unrated
Orson: I could forgive you if you betrayed me with anyone even remotely admirable, but you chose the most contemptible man I have ever known. No, Bree, I do not need you.
• Rating: Unrated
Bree: I had an affair.
• Rating: Unrated
Juanita: We eat Chinese food, too. Does that mean I'm Chinese?
• Rating: Unrated
Gabrielle: We really wanna join you and help with that diversity thing.
• Rating: Unrated
Gabrielle: I know I'm biased, but I think she's a budding genius.
Juanita: I'm Mexican?
• Rating: Unrated
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