Deb: (excitedly) A baby? a motherfucking rolly-poly, chubby cheeked shit machine? Are you kidding me?
Dexter: I've never heard it described in quite those words before, but yeah.

Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again, and again. It has to happen. Nice night.

Dexter Morgan

I am the last person you wanna fuck with because I will fuck you back in ways you never even imagine!

Miguel

Don't be sorry your darkness is gone. I'll carry if for you - always. I'll keep it with mine,

Dexter [to Lumen]

[narrated, in reference to Doakes] My devil danced with his demon and the fiddler's tune is far from over.

Dexter Morgan

Sometimes partners find us, and as much as we try to push them away, they work their way into our lives, regardless - until we finally realize how much we need them.

Blood never lies.

Dexter Morgan

Your victim was smothered. That's not opinion. That's science and science is one cold-hearted bitch with a 14-inch strap-on.

Masuka

Every crime scene is a jigsaw puzzle. So many pieces. Assembly them right, everything makes sense.

Deb: Newsflash Quinn: You're an idiot.

Damn. Don't people just shoot each other any more?

Masuka

Lumen: I think we have a problem.
Dexter: Yeah, I'm at a battle of wills with my drunk, shoplifting teenage step-daughter - and she's going to wi

Dexter Quotes

Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again, and again. It has to happen. Nice night.

Dexter Morgan

[narrated, in reference to Doakes] My devil danced with his demon and the fiddler's tune is far from over.

Dexter Morgan