Popular Dexter Quotes
There are no secrets in life, just hidden truths that lie beneath the surface.Dexter Morgan
Dexter: I already have a killer to clean up after: me.
My psycho-killer fiancÃ©? Please, I've had worse. At least he paid for my meals.Deb
LaGuerta: You have backup?
Doakes: Oh yeah, all kinds of backup. Helicopters and shit.
I don't wanna step on my dick.Deb
We share everything. Not in a gay way.Vince
Masuka: I have two words: autoerotic mummification
Masuka: He's got daddy's eyes.
Batista:... and your penis size.
It's said that everything is connected to everything. The butterfly effect. You drop a pebble into a pond and the ripples radiate outwards touching and effecting everything. Until finally a fish grows arms and legs and crawls out of the water...and picks up a rock and smashes the next two fish over the head...and we have the first serial killer.
Dexter: First you drained her of her self-respect and hope, and last Sunday you choked the life out of her.
Freebo: No. No, Sunday, I was getting high with Sherry..... or Kerry. She's a...she's a...she's a...
(Dexter shoves gauze in Freebo's mouth.)
Dexter: You seem uncertain. It's uncomfortable, isn't it? Just when you think you've answered all the questions, another one smacks you in the face. Life, life, life. Life is just like that. Which is why I prefer death.
Miguel: You think this is funny?
Dexter: Not at all. They said that stain would come out.
Maria: I don't want you getting into any trouble over this. Use my authorization codes, and make it happen. Procedure above board, results under the table. You good with that?
Dexter: Absolutely. You need something under the table, I'm your guy. (Pause) That didn't come out right.