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Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again, and again. It has to happen. Nice night.Dexter Morgan
I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask... not just me. People think it's fun to pretend you're a monster. Me, I spend my life pretending I'm not. Brother, friend, boyfriend - All part of my costume collection. Some people might call me a fraud. Let's see if it will fit. I prefer to think of myself as a master of disguise.Dexter Morgan
[narrated, in reference to Doakes] My devil danced with his demon and the fiddler's tune is far from over.Dexter Morgan
Deb: (excitedly) A baby? a motherfucking rolly-poly, chubby cheeked shit machine? Are you kidding me?
Dexter: I've never heard it described in quite those words before, but yeah.
I got a reputation to live up to. I mean if my show does not make me people vomit and have an erection at the same time then I've let my audience down.Masuka
There are no secrets in life, just hidden truths that lie beneath the surface.Dexter Morgan
Thank God for showers. Private time to think. Harder to come by now that I'm in a real relationship.Dexter Morgan
I don't wanna step on my dick.Deb
Even I'm disturbed by this.
Deb: What's going on in there?
LaGuerta: You tell us.
Deb: Why would I know?
Angel: Come on. You're Lundy's pet.
Deb: Fuck you.
Chico: Seriously, what's Lundy got, or is he just blowing smoke?
Deb: Seriously, I don't know. But if he's got something, it ain't smoke. Lundy's too good to blow smoke.
Angel: Man, no wonder you're his pet.
Deb: Fuck you twice.
Arthur: You think you're better than I am?
Dexter: No. But I want to be.
Maybe if I don't blink, my eyes will tear up.Dexter Morgan