Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again, and again. It has to happen. Nice night.

Dexter Morgan

Deb: (excitedly) A baby? a motherfucking rolly-poly, chubby cheeked shit machine? Are you kidding me?
Dexter: I've never heard it described in quite those words before, but yeah.

[narrated, in reference to Doakes] My devil danced with his demon and the fiddler's tune is far from over.

Dexter Morgan

Dexter: My dad used to say "be careful what you think you know about someone; you're probably wrong."
Miguel: Smart man.
Dexter: Sometimes.

Deb: I love you.
Dexter: I'm so thankful.

Rita: Baby is down. Know what that means?
Dexter: Sleep.
Rita: Sex.

[talking to young Dexter] Remember this forever, you are my son, you are not alone, and you are loved.

Harry Morgan

You come along and become a part of the family and we thought everything was going to be good forever. You made us think that! And it's not true; things got worse.

Astor

Rita: A bread maker?
Dexter: We're always running out of bread.
Rita: We're always running out of milk, too. Did you get me a cow, too?

If you smell me again, I'll punch you in the throat.

Deb [to Masuka]

Dexter Morgan: Why don't you kids go wait in my car? I want to talk to your mom for a sec.
Astor: Are you gonna make out?
Dexter Morgan: None of your business.

Jordan promises change, but he also accepts credit cards.

Dexter Quotes

Deb: (excitedly) A baby? a motherfucking rolly-poly, chubby cheeked shit machine? Are you kidding me?
Dexter: I've never heard it described in quite those words before, but yeah.

Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again, and again. It has to happen. Nice night.

Dexter Morgan