Popular Dexter Quotes
Masuka: I have two words: autoerotic mummification
You can't even see our blood. It's like it never happened.Deb
That's either a saint or the most boring action figure I've ever seen.
I need to be a good brother now, so I can be a good serial killer later.
I always prided myself on being an outsider... but now... I feel the need to connect with someone.Dexter Morgan
My psycho-killer fiancÃ©? Please, I've had worse. At least he paid for my meals.Deb
(to Dexter) I need your help, buddy. The pressure's fucking redonkulous.Masuka
Dexter Morgan: That leaves only one set of footprints unaccounted for, the killers. This shows everywhere he went in the room. The question is: Why?
Lt. Maria Laguerta: Wait, hold on. Am I missing something? Where are the victim's footprints?
Dexter Morgan: Give that lady a lollipop!
Dexter Morgan: I like to pretend I'm alone. Completely alone. Maybe post-apocalypse or plague... Whatever. No-one left to act normal for. No need to hide who I really am. It would be... freeing.
Sergeant Doakes: [Doakes seemingly walks up out of nowhere] Stop grinning like a fucking psycho and get back to work!
I know. My dick's been making some bad decisions.Quinn
Sometimes bad things just happen.Rita
Dad once told me that some people deserve to die.