Masuka: I have two words: autoerotic mummification

You can't even see our blood. It's like it never happened.

Deb

That's either a saint or the most boring action figure I've ever seen.

I need to be a good brother now, so I can be a good serial killer later.

I always prided myself on being an outsider... but now... I feel the need to connect with someone.

Dexter Morgan

My psycho-killer fiancé? Please, I've had worse. At least he paid for my meals.

Deb

(to Dexter) I need your help, buddy. The pressure's fucking redonkulous.

Masuka

Dexter Morgan: That leaves only one set of footprints unaccounted for, the killers. This shows everywhere he went in the room. The question is: Why?
Lt. Maria Laguerta: Wait, hold on. Am I missing something? Where are the victim's footprints?
Dexter Morgan: Give that lady a lollipop!

Dexter Morgan: I like to pretend I'm alone. Completely alone. Maybe post-apocalypse or plague... Whatever. No-one left to act normal for. No need to hide who I really am. It would be... freeing.
Sergeant Doakes: [Doakes seemingly walks up out of nowhere] Stop grinning like a fucking psycho and get back to work!

I know. My dick's been making some bad decisions.

Quinn

Sometimes bad things just happen.

Rita

Dad once told me that some people deserve to die.

Dexter Quotes

Deb: (excitedly) A baby? a motherfucking rolly-poly, chubby cheeked shit machine? Are you kidding me?
Dexter: I've never heard it described in quite those words before, but yeah.

Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again, and again. It has to happen. Nice night.

Dexter Morgan