Deb: If Dad taught us one thing, it's the value of human life.
Dexter: (voice over) Yeah, but I think we had different homework assignments.

Deb: Sweet Mary mother of fuck that's good.
Dexter: I think you might have broken a commandment somewhere in there.

Maybe if I don't blink, my eyes will tear up.

Dexter Morgan

I see their pain. On some level I even understand their pain. I just can't feel their pain.

Dexter Morgan

Rita: Can I see her?
Dexter: She's peeing. With Anton.

Masuka: I have two words: autoerotic mummification

Is this a new page of the code? Revenge.

Deb: How can you be so fuckin' relaxed?
Dexter: I'm good at compartmentalization.
Deb: You're a little weird, Dex.
Dexter: That's not gonna change. I'm gonna be this way forever.

If I can get the crotchety, judgmental babysitter from Ireland to trust me, why not you?

I can't help it, I kill things.

Rita Bennett

Dexter: Dexter: (voice over) What do I have to offer a child? Just... me. Demented daddy Dexter.

She's the only person in the world who loves me. I think that's nice. I don't have feeling about anything, but if I could have feelings at all, I'd have them for Deb.

Dexter Morgan

Dexter Quotes

Deb: (excitedly) A baby? a motherfucking rolly-poly, chubby cheeked shit machine? Are you kidding me?
Dexter: I've never heard it described in quite those words before, but yeah.

Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again, and again. It has to happen. Nice night.

Dexter Morgan