I can kill a man, dismember his body, and be home in time for Letterman. But knowing what to say when my girlfriend's feeling insecure... I'm totally lost.

Dexter Morgan

I've never been around so many people who made me feel normal. [Pause] Really normal.

When things are going good, that's God's way of saying to cover your ass. 'Cause it's about to get bit. Hard.

Deb

I built my life on Harry's code. I lived by it. But Harry lied. Why would he do that? What else don't I know? My concrete foundation is turning to shifting sand. Maybe Rudy was right. You never can truly know anyone.

Dexter Morgan

Masuka: How come you got a hug and I get a pat on the nose?
Angel: Cause you're like a retarded puppy.

The worst thing about finally putting together a puzzle is finding there are missing pieces.

Dexter Morgan

Lumen didn't witness her mother's murder, but she was born in blood like me. Some experiences are so big they change your DNA.

Sometimes partners find us, and as much as we try to push them away, they work their way into our lives, regardless - until we finally realize how much we need them.

Zoe: Are you the kind of sicko that likes watching a woman in pain?
Dexter: I'm not that kind of sicko, no.

I put her in a short skirt, so we could see her panties when she's falling.

Masuka

Wanna know a secret? Daddy kills people.

Dexter (thinking to himself): Jordan is one tough nut to crack.
Jordan (out loud): You're one tough nut to crack; you know that, Dexter?
Dexter (still thinking): I wish he'd stop doing that.

Dexter Quotes

Deb: (excitedly) A baby? a motherfucking rolly-poly, chubby cheeked shit machine? Are you kidding me?
Dexter: I've never heard it described in quite those words before, but yeah.

There are no secrets in life, just hidden truths that lie beneath the surface.

Dexter Morgan