Popular Dexter Quotes
That's either a saint or the most boring action figure I've ever seen.
I really do need to stab something.
Hey, f---wad, taking the scenic route?Deb
Masuka: (about his article) No biggie, I've been published before.
Deb: "Dear Penthouse" doesn't count.
Masuka: Hey, that letter was famous.
Lila: If we get caught, you can flash your badge.
Dexter: I don't have a badge, I have a laminate.
Trinity: Confession is good for the soul.
Dexter: All the more proof I have no soul.
Freebo: Stupid cunt's gonna redefine "short-term relationship." Catch my drift?
Dexter: Yeah, I catch your drift. (voice over) And I'm entirely confident you've earned the privilege of being re-purposed as fish food.
Lumen: You've been my only way through this.
Dexter: I guess we both met each other at the right time.
I won't say anything to hurt the little girl's feelings...Doakes (about Dexter)
Fowler: Who are you?
Dexter: Just a fellow traveler who also likes to pick up dead animals.
The most disturbing thing about you lying is that I'm beginning to see how good you are at it.Rita
Zoe: Are you the kind of sicko that likes watching a woman in pain?
Dexter: I'm not that kind of sicko, no.