Dexter

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I won't say anything to hurt the little girl's feelings...

Doakes (about Dexter)

He doesn't need Saint Brigid; he has father Dexter.

For weeks, I've felt like a student in a master class. Is it really possible that the master's on the run? And even more tragic, does he live in a double-wide?

Dexter Morgan

You come along and become a part of the family and we thought everything was going to be good forever. You made us think that! And it's not true; things got worse.

Astor

With Lumen, I'm someone different. In her eyes, I'm not a monster at all.

Deb: Sweet Mary mother of fuck that's good.
Dexter: I think you might have broken a commandment somewhere in there.

Dexter: My dad used to say "be careful what you think you know about someone; you're probably wrong."
Miguel: Smart man.
Dexter: Sometimes.

Laguerta: Where is Masuka?
Deb: He's probably in Mexio, taking in a donkey show tour.

You're juggling family, work and a Dark Passenger that's always got one hand on the steering wheel.

Harry

(voice over) If home is where the heart is, where do you go when you don't have a heart?

Angel: You know, Pasquale is just caught in a cycle of reaction. She's not co-creating her own reality.
Dexter: You know those words don't actually mean anything, right?

The full force of the FBI, that's the last thing I need. I got to make sure Lundy gets his man, after I figure out a way to erase the marina files and make up with my girlfriend. And then maybe I tackle world hunger, because things can not get much worse.

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Dexter Quotes

I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask... not just me. People think it's fun to pretend you're a monster. Me, I spend my life pretending I'm not. Brother, friend, boyfriend - All part of my costume collection. Some people might call me a fraud. Let's see if it will fit. I prefer to think of myself as a master of disguise.

Dexter Morgan

There are no secrets in life, just hidden truths that lie beneath the surface.

Dexter Morgan