I've almost banged so much tail at those geek fests.

Vince

We share everything. Not in a gay way.

Vince

Trinity: Confession is good for the soul.
Dexter: All the more proof I have no soul.

Scheduling my activities around her Downward Facing Dog could prove challenging.

Dexter

I love you, bro, but sometimes you're a fucking 'tard.

Deb

I really do need to stab something.

Dexter

We all have secrets, Deb. Some of them shouldn't be found out.

Dexter

Early mornings with Trinity can be killer.

Dexter

Two serial killers go for a ride. Why do I get the feeling this joke ends with only one of them coming back?

Dexter

You put two people in a room together long enough, eventually they're gonna fuck.

Quinn

Even I'm disturbed by this.

Dexter

Take a bullet and suddenly you're everyone's best friend.

Deb

Dexter Season 4 Episode 7 Quotes

Dear Abby, I'm a serial killer and I need advice on how to keep my kids from taking over my life.

Dexter

Angel: Let's get a search team here. Maybe it can find some more body parts.
Dexter: A head would be nice!