Dexter Quotes
Deb: Newsflash Quinn: You're an idiot.
Angel: I'm having intimate relations with Laguerta.
Dexter: Congratultions?
Don't make me come up with thought bubbles to put over those silent looks of yours. Just say what you're thinking.
Deb [to Lundy]
Harry: Why do you think Trinity has been so successful? He doesn't have a family.
Dexter: Well, I do.
Harry: Miss them yet?
I know. My dick's been making some bad decisions.
Quinn
Laguerta: Where is Masuka?
Deb: He's probably in Mexio, taking in a donkey show tour.
This is how I relax. I get the scent of a bad guy and I can feel my blood pressure go down.
Lundy
You're not a cop. You're not one of us.
Quinn [to Dexter]
I put her in a short skirt, so we could see her panties when she's falling.
Masuka
It's not the neighborhood vandal I'm worried about. It's the neighborhood watch.
Great. Security lights. Just what ever serial killer needs.
You're juggling family, work and a Dark Passenger that's always got one hand on the steering wheel.
Harry
