Even I'm disturbed by this.

Take a bullet and suddenly you're everyone's best friend.

Deb

Dear Abby, I'm a serial killer and I need advice on how to keep my kids from taking over my life.

Angel: Let's get a search team here. Maybe it can find some more body parts.
Dexter: A head would be nice!

I don't wanna step on my dick.

Deb

Trinity: This is my home. I can be myself here.
Dexter: You make it sound so easy.

Take care of personal stuff, Dexter. Take very good care.

Laguerta

Rita: A bread maker?
Dexter: We're always running out of bread.
Rita: We're always running out of milk, too. Did you get me a cow, too?

Rita: When he does talk to me, it's all lies, all the time.
Dexter: Not... all the time.

Laguerta: You hate sitting behind a desk.
Angel: But I love being with you.

Dexter: How do you know so much about hammers?
Vince: Not a tool I haven't played with, my friend.

Camouflage is nature's craftiest trick.

Dexter Quotes

The only real question I have is why in a building full of cops, all supposedly with a keen insight to the human soul, is Doakes the only one who gets the creep from me.

Dexter Morgan

I think this is a friendly message like, "Hey! wanna play?" and yes I wanna play. I really really do.

Dexter Morgan