Dexter

Dexter Quotes (Page 3)

Season 5 Episode 3: "Practically Perfect"

Dexter: I'm just not used to checking the fridge for notes [Voice over]... just notes from other serial killers.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Masuka: True warriors are humble men.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 5 Episode 2: "Hello Bandit"

Dexter: Normally, having a target would make me feel good, give me direction, a sense of purpose. But now it means nothing. And I don't know what's going to make me feel better.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dexter: I suppose killing someone with my bare hands in a men's room was my way of working through the anger stage.
 • Rating: Unrated

Astor: You come along and become a part of the family and we thought everything was going to be good forever. You made us think that! And it's not true; things got worse.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dexter: It's like when you get on a plane, they tell you if the oxygen masks come down, to put yours on first before taking care of the kids. I need to take care of my own needs, too. Otherwise, I'll be spinning out of control. That's not good for any one.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 5 Episode 1: "Season Five Premiere"

Dexter: She died a brutal death, and I can't fix it. But I know I have to try, here in Miami with the people who knew her, who cared about her, who loved her.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Masuka: I've imagined her naked plenty times, but never like this.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dexter [on Rita]: She had a big heart, big enough for the both of us, had to be, I wasn't even human when we first met.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Astor: I wish that it was just my mom and me and Cody and Harrison because we all would have been better off if she'd never met you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Quinn: His wife just died; he's submitting a lab report.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dexter: I've watched 67 people die, and at the moment of truth I looked into their eyes and I knew - and they knew - they got what they deserved. But what if that's not what happens, if you don't get what you deserve?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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