Dexter

Dexter Season 2 Quotes (Page 2)

Season 2 Episode 8: "Morning Comes"

Dexter: (to a dead Jimenez) Can't leave you here. Can't take you with me. Don't go anywhere.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 7: "That Night, A Forest Grew"

Doakes: Unlike you, I do everything out in the open.
Dexter: Well in that case, Sergeant, let me put this in the open for you. No matter what you try, no matter when, no matter how hard you work, I'll always be a step ahead of you for one simple reason.
Doakes: And what's that?
Dexter: I own you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dexter: (voice over, at Cody's presentation) I'm a little confused. Lila is the one showing me how to take control, stop killing, get my life clean. (waves at Cody) But this is the first time since I went into recovery that I actually feel clean.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Doakes (about Dexter): I won't say anything to hurt the little girl's feelings...
 • Rating: Unrated

Deb: Didn't hear you come in last night.
Dexter: Well, it was late. I was quiet.
Deb: Yeah, you're good at quiet. Guess you kind of have to be with me crashing here and Rita's mom over there. You and Rita f**k quiet, too?
Dexter: And she's off, right out of the gate.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dexter: They are still playing my tune. It's like I'm conducting a final symphony - requiem for demonic Dexter.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 6: "Dex, Lies, and Videotape"

Angel: No job, no relationship. You got guns and a minor assault record.
Olson: And I voted for George Bush. Both times. What's your point
 • Rating: Unrated

Dexter: (pulls fire alarm) (voice over) Apparently the new Dexter is stuck in high school. Maybe I am a late bloomer.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lundy: Too much background noise over there. Hearing's the first thing to go. Or is it memory? I always forget.
 • Rating: Unrated

Masuka: (While fire alarm is on) All clear, everybody out! Respect the vest. Don't make me take out my hose.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dexter: The full force of the FBI, that's the last thing I need. I got to make sure Lundy gets his man, after I figure out a way to erase the marina files and make up with my girlfriend. And then maybe I tackle world hunger, because things can not get much worse.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 5: "The Dark Defender"

Dexter: (voice over) Most people hate long lines. The bank, grocery store, coffee bar. Not me. Want a real glimpse of human nature? Stand in the way of someone's mocha latte. It also reminds me that the good people of Miami and I aren't so different. They have no more idea of what I am than I do.
 • Rating: Unrated

Deb: Sweet Mary mother of f**k that's good.
Dexter: I think you might have broken a commandment somewhere in there.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lila: So what about what you're going to say to this guy when you get there?
Dexter: I'm sure I'll think of something.
Lila: Why don't you practice on me.
Dexter: I'd rather not.
Lila: Just try. Out loud.
Dexter: I feel like... he stole my life.
Lila: And...
Dexter: I'm not the person I'm supposed to be. It's like I'm hollow.
Lila: That's good. Go on.
Dexter: I hide in plain sight, unable to reach out to people close to me, afraid I'll hurt them... like I've hurt so many others. This is what he made me become.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Deb: If Dad taught us one thing, it's the value of human life.
Dexter: (voice over) Yeah, but I think we had different homework assignments.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lila: (about a painting of a cottage hanging on the motel wall) This isn't art, it's cottage porn.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 4: "See-Through"

Rita: (referring to the Bay Harbor Butcher) You know, I hope they catch him today, and I'm not a violent person, but I hope they hurt him. (turns to kiss Dexter) Have a good day.
Dexter: (voice over) Make up your mind.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rita: (about her mother) You'll like her, Dexter. She's great. She's a very strong woman.
Dexter: I'll keep that in mind in case I have any heavy lifting to do.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lila: If we get caught, you can flash your badge.
Dexter: I don't have a badge, I have a laminate.
 • Rating: Unrated

LaGuerta: You have backup?
Doakes: Oh yeah, all kinds of backup. Helicopters and s**t.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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