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Dexter Season 2 Quotes (Page 3)

Season 2 Episode 4: "See-Through"

Dexter: (voice over) Anything I can do to overburden Masuka is to my advantage. Trust me, I'm not above sending pizza and hookers to his house in the middle of the night.
• Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 3: "An Inconvenient Lie"

Dexter: I just know there's something dark in me. I hide it. I certainly don't talk about it. But it's there. Always. This dark passenger. And when he's driving, I feel...alive. Half sick with the thrill, complete wrongness. I don't fight him. I don't want to. He's all I've got. Nothing else could love me, not even, especially not me. Or is that just the lie the dark passenger tells me? Because lately, there are these moments when I feel...connected to something else, someone. And it's like the mask is slipping...and things...people...who never mattered before, are suddenly starting to matter. It scares the hell out of me.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Angel: You know, Pasquale is just caught in a cycle of reaction. She's not co-creating her own reality.
Dexter: You know those words don't actually mean anything, right?
• Rating: Unrated

Masuka: Say it.
Dexter: (sighs) You're my daddy?
Masuka: Sounds weird when you say it.
• Rating: Unrated

Masuka: (to Dexter) I need your help, buddy. The pressure's f**king redonkulous.
• Rating: Unrated

Dexter: So you're single?
Brunette: (hesitates) Yeah...
Dexter: Makes it tougher to afford those big-ticket items, like cars and... houses. You rent an apartment?
Brunette: A house. You know, I hate sharing walls. You can hear everything.
Dexter: Tell me about it. No pets though, right?
Brunette: Is this a come-on? Because it's a little weird.
Dexter: Must be why I'm still single. (leaves abruptly)
• Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 2: "Waiting to Exhale"

Lundy: First report from the field had these parts as coming from one body.
Dexter: (voice over) Actually it's two.
Lundy: Actually it's two.
• Rating: Unrated

Mack: So gators giving you trouble, Dex?
Dexter: They, uh, ate my puppy.
• Rating: Unrated

Mack: (hands Dexter two tranquilizer guns) So which will it be?
Dexter: Both.
Mack: Excellent.
• Rating: Unrated

Gabriel: I've been boxing since I was ten.
Deb: Tough neighborhood?
Gabriel: Tough family. And those are just my sisters.
• Rating: Unrated

Dexter: (to Rudy) Rest in peace. I am.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 1: "It's Alive"

Dexter: See you've been benched.
Deb: LaGuerta's just jealous the Ice Truck Killer f**ked me instead of her.
Dexter: Wow, you're chipper.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Masuka: Hey Morgan. You wanna see something swell? Come a little closer.
Deb: And the token has spoken. Good to see you too, Vince.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dexter: (voice over) Some gangs earn teardrops of blood by killing. I understand, we all need our keepsakes. One man's tattoos are another man's blood slides.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0