Dexter

Dexter Season 4 Quotes (Page 2)

Season 4 Episode 7: "Slack Tide"

Vince: I've almost banged so much tail at those geek fests.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Vince: We share everything. Not in a gay way.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Trinity: Confession is good for the soul.
Dexter: All the more proof I have no soul.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Dexter: Scheduling my activities around her Downward Facing Dog could prove challenging.
 • Rating: Unrated

Deb: I love you, bro, but sometimes you're a f**king 'tard.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dexter: I really do need to stab something.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dexter: We all have secrets, Deb. Some of them shouldn't be found out.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dexter: Early mornings with Trinity can be killer.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Dexter: Two serial killers go for a ride. Why do I get the feeling this joke ends with only one of them coming back?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Quinn: You put two people in a room together long enough, eventually they're gonna f**k.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dexter: Even I'm disturbed by this.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Deb: Take a bullet and suddenly you're everyone's best friend.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dexter: Dear Abby, I'm a serial killer and I need advice on how to keep my kids from taking over my life.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Angel: Let's get a search team here. Maybe it can find some more body parts.
Dexter: A head would be nice!
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 6: "If I Had a Hammer"

Deb: I don't wanna step on my d**k.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Trinity: This is my home. I can be myself here.
Dexter: You make it sound so easy.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Laguerta: Take care of personal stuff, Dexter. Take very good care.
 • Rating: Unrated

Rita: A bread maker?
Dexter: We're always running out of bread.
Rita: We're always running out of milk, too. Did you get me a cow, too?
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Rita: When he does talk to me, it's all lies, all the time.
Dexter: Not... all the time.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Laguerta: You hate sitting behind a desk.
Angel: But I love being with you.
 • Rating: Unrated

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