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Dexter

I know that look. I'm not the only one on a stalk.

Deb: You can make anything sound perverted.
Vince: It's a gift.

I've almost banged so much tail at those geek fests.

Vince

We share everything. Not in a gay way.

Vince

Trinity: Confession is good for the soul.
Dexter: All the more proof I have no soul.

Scheduling my activities around her Downward Facing Dog could prove challenging.

I love you, bro, but sometimes you're a fucking 'tard.

Deb

I really do need to stab something.

We all have secrets, Deb. Some of them shouldn't be found out.

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