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Dexter

I love you, bro, but sometimes you're a fucking 'tard.

Deb

I really do need to stab something.

We all have secrets, Deb. Some of them shouldn't be found out.

Early mornings with Trinity can be killer.

Two serial killers go for a ride. Why do I get the feeling this joke ends with only one of them coming back?

You put two people in a room together long enough, eventually they're gonna fuck.

Quinn

Even I'm disturbed by this.

Take a bullet and suddenly you're everyone's best friend.

Deb

Dear Abby, I'm a serial killer and I need advice on how to keep my kids from taking over my life.

Angel: Let's get a search team here. Maybe it can find some more body parts.
Dexter: A head would be nice!

I don't wanna step on my dick.

Deb

Trinity: This is my home. I can be myself here.
Dexter: You make it sound so easy.

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Dexter Season 4 Quotes

There's this cliche when serial killers are always described as quiet, kind of a loner... it's a cliche for a reason.

Dexter

Wanna know a secret? Daddy kills people.

Dexter
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