I don't know where I am. It's like I'm breaking into a million different pieces and there's only one thing I remember. I have to save The Doctor. He always looks different. Sometimes, I think I'm everywhere at once, running every second, just to save him. Doctor? But he never hears me. Almost never. Having blown into this world on a leaf, I'm still blowing. I don't think I'll ever learn. I'm Clara Oswald. I'm the Impossible Girl. I was born to save The Doctor.

Clara

I'm going to kill you in a minute. I'm not even kidding. You're going to be as dead as a fish on a slab any second now all floppy and making smells. But don't tell the boys! This our secret girl plan.

Missy

Monks are not cool!

The Doctor

Clara: Someday you could just walk past a fez.
The Doctor: Never gonna happen.

Whiskey is the eleventh most disgusting thing ever invented.

Clara

Today I honor the victim's first. His, the Masters, the Daleks, all the people who died because of MY mercy.

The Doctor

I know you know lots of stuff about… well, basically everything, but… do you know any sci-fi?

Bill

A good death is the best anyone can hope for, unless you happen to be immortal.

The Doctor

Clara, watch this. This is who The Doctor is. Watch the blood soaked old general in action. I can't see properly sir, because this needs activating. If you want to know what's coming, you have to switch it on. Didn't all of those beautiful speeches disappear in the face of a tactical advantage? Sir.

Danny

Lord President Rassilon: What's his plan?
Ohila: I think he's finishing his soup!

I am your coming storm, the bringer of darkness and you... are basically just a rabbit, aren't you? OK. Carry on. Just a general... warning.

The 10th Doctor

You clever boys.

Rose

Doctor Who Quotes

There's a horror movie named Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everybody keeps invading you.

The Doctor

The Doctor: It's a risk.
Graham: Oh, like none of our other trips have ever been risky.
The Doctor: I have apologized for the Death Eye Turtle Army! Profusely.