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The Doctor: The TARDIS is sitting outside.
Clara: So?
The Doctor: So all of time and all of space is sitting out there in a big, blue box. Please, don't even argue.
Clara: [Kisses The Doctor on the cheek] Merry Christmas, Doctor.
The Doctor: Merry Christmas Clara Oswald.

The Doctor: No one ever matched up to Danny, eh?
Clara: There was one other man, but that would never have worked out.
The Doctor: Why not?
Clara: He was impossible.

These are Christmas hats. I've seen people use them. You put them on and absolutely everything seems funny.

The Doctor

I've always believed in Santa Claus, but he looks a little different to me.


Doctor? If Santa was only in the dream, then why was he on my roof?


Do you know why people get together at Christmas? Because every time they do it might be the last time. Every Christmas is last Christmas and this is ours. This was a bonus, this is extra. Now it's time to wake up.


You're wrong Doctor, I didn't die saving the world, I died saving Clara. The rest of you just got lucky.


He thinks he can join the dream, get her out. Have a little faith.


I can commit several million housebreaks in one night dressed in a red suit with jingle bells, so of course I can get back into the infirmary.


The Doctor: Clara, could you fetch me the dead one?
Clara: Maybe I could fetch you a cup of tea while I'm at it.
The Doctor: Oooh. Yes and a punch in the face, too.
Clara: My very next suggestion.
The Doctor: Fair enough.

There's a horror movie named Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everybody keeps invading you.

The Doctor

The Doctor: Beardy weirdy?
Santa: Yes?
The Doctor: How do you get all the presents into your sleigh?
Santa: Bigger on the inside.
Elf: Oooooh.

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Great men are forged in fire. It is the privilege of lesser men to light the flame. Whatever the cost.

Warrior Doctor

The Doctor: Clara? You asked me what we're going to do, I told ya. We're going to go to hell, or wherever it is people go when they die, if there is anywhere. Whatever it is we're gonna go there and we're gonna find Danny. And if it is in any way possible, we're going to bring him home. Every culture has a concept of an afterlife. I always meant to have a look around, see if I could find one.
Clara: You're going to help me?
The Doctor: Well, why wouldn't I help you?
Clara: Because of what I just did, I just...
The Doctor: You betrayed me. You betrayed our trust, you betrayed our friendship, you betrayed everything that I've ever stood for. You let me down!
Clara: Then why are you helping me?
The Doctor: Why? Do you think that I care for you so little that betraying me would make a difference?