The Doctor: Stop laughing. This is serious.
Clara: Well I can't help it, can I, you and your big ole face.

The Doctor: Here. You're going to need these.
Clara: Oh. This is an honor. Does this mean I'm you now?
The Doctor: No, it does not. So don't get any ideas.

I'm The Doctor. Doctor Oswald, but you can call me Clara.

Clara

Clara: I'll tell you who I am. I am the one chance you have of staying alive. That's who I am.
The Doctor: Well done.

I don't know if you can hear me, but the TARDIS is now in siege mode. No way in, no way out. I managed to turn it on just before the train hit, but there's not enough power now to turn it off.

The Doctor

Doctor? Doctor? What would you do now? No. What would I do now.

Clara

Life support failing. I don't know if you'll ever hear this, Clara. I don't even know if you're still alive out there. But you were good! And you made a mighty fine Doctor.

The Doctor

Rule number one of being The Doctor. Use your enemy's power against them.

Clara

Clara: Yeah, but we saved the world, right?
The Doctor: We did. You did.
Clara: OK then. So on balance...
The Doctor: On balance?
Clara: Yeah. That's how you think, isn't it?
The Doctor: Largely so other people don't have to.
Clara: Yeah, well I was you today. I was The Doctor. And apparently I was quite good at it.
The Doctor: You heard that, did you?
Clara: Yeah, but the power was going off so I suppose you were delirious. You didn't know what you saying.
The Doctor: Yes.

Clara: Just say it! Why can't you just say it. Why can't you just say I did good?
The Doctor: Talk to soldier boy.
Clara: Not him. C'mon. Why can't you just say it? I was The Doctor and I was quite good.
The Doctor: You were an exceptional Doctor, Clara.
Clara: Thank you.
The Doctor: Goodness had nothing to do with it.

Clara. My Clara. I have chosen well.

Missy

I made you a souffle, but it was too beautiful to live.

Oswin

Doctor Who Quotes

There's a horror movie named Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everybody keeps invading you.

The Doctor

The Doctor: It's a risk.
Graham: Oh, like none of our other trips have ever been risky.
The Doctor: I have apologized for the Death Eye Turtle Army! Profusely.