And they lived happily ever after.

Closing Title Card

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[on how she knew a spaceship was going to crash] I'm an archaeologist from the future. I dug you up!

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[Her diary is almost full] The man who gave me this was the sort of man who knew exactly how long a diary you were going to need.

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Tell me, were you born boring, or did you have to work at it?

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'Sonic trowel'? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds?

The Doctor

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River Song: I'm your wife!
King Hydroflax: You planned to murder me!
River Song: Don't change the subject!

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River Song: If either of you ever use my name again, I'll remove your organs in alphabetical order. Any questions?
The Doctor: Which alphabet?

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[to the TARDIS] You are a time-space machine! You are a VEHICLE! I've never asked you to cheer me up with hologramatic ANTLERS!

The Doctor

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