Doctor Who
Saturdays 9:00 PMDoctor Who Quotes
Do you know why people get together at Christmas? Because every time they do it might be the last time. Every Christmas is last Christmas and this is ours. This was a bonus, this is extra. Now it's time to wake up.
Danny
You're wrong Doctor, I didn't die saving the world, I died saving Clara. The rest of you just got lucky.
Danny
He thinks he can join the dream, get her out. Have a little faith.
Santa
I can commit several million housebreaks in one night dressed in a red suit with jingle bells, so of course I can get back into the infirmary.
Santa
The Doctor: Clara, could you fetch me the dead one?
Clara: Maybe I could fetch you a cup of tea while I'm at it.
The Doctor: Oooh. Yes and a punch in the face, too.
Clara: My very next suggestion.
The Doctor: Fair enough.
There's a horror movie named Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everybody keeps invading you.
The Doctor
The Doctor: Beardy weirdy?
Santa: Yes?
The Doctor: How do you get all the presents into your sleigh?
Santa: Bigger on the inside.
Elf: Oooooh.
The Doctor: You know what the big problem is in telling fantasy and reality apart?
Ashley: What?
The Doctor: They're both ridiculous.
Shona: If you are Santa, what are you doing here?
Santa Claus: It's the North Pole. I own it.
Oh. Sorry about this. Well! We are just three passing, perfectly normal roof people doing some emergency roof things. Carry on. Merry Christmas, if it is Christmas, I mean. Ha ha. I don't much care for things like that. Ha ha ha haaa.
Santa
Of course, the earth's darkest hour and mine. Where else would you be?
The Doctor
Danny: Attention! This is not a good day. This is earth's darkest hour! And look at you miserable lot. We are the fallen and today we shall rise, the Army of the Dead shall save the Land of the Living. This is not the order of a general, nor the whim of a lunatic [Missy: Excuse me?!]. This is a promise! The promise of a soldier! You will sleep safe tonight.
