Favorite Drop Dead Diva Quotes
A relationship is like open heart surgery, it's all about exposure.
Jane
When you surprise yourself, I saw celebrate the moment, don't punish yourself for it.
Owen [to Kim]
Just what the world needs, more shallow babies with perfect teeth.
Terri
Stacey, what I'm trying to say is...you are my Cyndi Lauper, and Ali was my juice.
Fred
I'm exhausted jumping through hoops trying to make my life look normal to the outside world. I'm done.
Jane
Jane: Thank you, but I don't need a psychiatrist.
Joan Rivers: You sound just like Madonna when she talks about her 23-year-old boyfriend.
Eric: Why couldn't the astronaut book a hotel on the moon?
Parker/Eric: Because it was full!
Flights to Canada, are you trying to duck the draft?
Kim [to Parker]
That's like Tolstoy had an affair with War and Peace. I'm a workaholic, not a cheater.
Olivia's husband
I'm happy with my life, but sometimes i feel like a freak.
Jane
Jane died and came back to life. You said Jane is Deb. Stacey you might be right.
Grayson
I'm a 33 year old lawyer with the soul of a 25 year old model.
Jane
