Favorite Drop Dead Diva Quotes
Jane: You can get any girl you want.
Grayson: Well not any girl.
I'm an inventor!
Stacey
Here's the deal, you don't help Stacy shop and I'll tell her you hate Taylor Swift. She'll never let you in the house again.
Jane [to Luke]
If a guy did that to me, I'd want my friends to hit him over the head and feed his lifeless body to a school or piranhas.
Terri
I don't whip my hair!
Jane
You and I will not be taking a plea, because we are going to fight.
Jane [to Chloe]
Terri: I don't like Gina.
Kim: You don't like anyone.
You've done something I didn't think was possible. You've made cleavage boring.
Luke [to Stacy]
For the first time in my life I did something with my brain and my hot box...what my grandma used to call the oven.
Stacy
As much as I do, and I really want Grayson to kiss me, it has to be for a better reason than a full moon.
Jane
I realize you are first chair, but as partner I outrank you. Sit down!
Kim [to Jane]
I wonder if Betty Crocker had it this rough.
Stacy
