I need you to be my fiancée, not my nurse.

Owen [to Jane]

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• Added: August 12, 2012

It turns out Luke got us floor seats from someone named Nicki Min-age?

Kim

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Just what the world needs, more shallow babies with perfect teeth.

Terri

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Jane: Disney princesses make you cry.
Stacy: That's because they're all orphans.

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They say it looks like...a vagina.

Grayson

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I'm afraid of canoodling him to death.

Jane

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• Added: August 12, 2012