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Duck-dynasty

Wrestling, to rednecks, is a soap opera.

Jase

Normally, I would be concerned about Willie getting hurt. But I have not seen Willie exercise this much since he stopped doing the TaeBo videos in the living room. And I think those were on VHS too.

Korie

I have found ticks in my whiskers.

Phil

She was looking for a man who was not from the Paleolithic era, if you know what I mean.

Gordon

What was the line to make you say 'I think I'll spend the rest of my life with a guy from Florida?

Phil
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