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Duck-dynasty

The duck call room is actually a combination of science, innovation and art, all coming together. We are like a rednecked NASA. We are boldly going where no redneck has gone before.

Jase

Jep: So, by your logic, it's too fun.
Jase: Yep. It's the childhood equivalent of a strip mall.

You don't mix nail guns and medication. That's just not smart.

Martin

That's my crapper.

Jep

If there's not a bone protruding through your skin, or you're not bleeding from an orifice, you'll be OK.

Jase

Ice cream is not a legitimate perk.

Jase

The grandkids want me to talk to them on the phone, with text, and I don't know how to do it.

Kay

You like a full-figured TV like you like a full-figured woman.

Kay

One time, Jase even said he was better at flippin' channels.

Wilie

Decoupage. It's a French word. I know it sounds kinda dirty.

Jep

Decoupage is the perfect way to relax.

Jessica

I love bringing old things back to life.

Kay
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Duck Dynasty Quotes

You ever seen a dead animal in the road? That's the way your brain will look.

Phil

What are y'all doing? Why ain’t y'all working?

Willie
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