Eastwick Season 1 Episode 6: "Bonfire and Betrayal" Quotes
Don't you see - we can't change the future. We can't change destiny no matter how hard we try.Bun
(talking about Roxie) That girl has too much energy.Bun
I'm worse than a pastoral whoremonger.Joanna
If I were a pizza you would be my cheese.Joanna
You've confused me with your musky man smell and made me want to throw you down and eat you like a crumpet and I don't even know what a crumpet is.Penny
Please like you've ever tapped anything but yourself lover boy.Penny
(tied up and kidnapped) So this is where you've been staying - huh? I saw a Pottery Barn catalog that has the same similiar feel...Joanna
Penny: See I told you not to trust those crazy bitches!
(Joanna gives her a mean stare)
Penny: What?! Too soon?
Kat: There is a code, Will. Chicks before sticks.
Will: I thought it was Bros before hoes?
(to Darryl) It's like you've stepped out of a 70's porno and into my life.Roxie