Eastwick "Bonfire and Betrayal" Quotes
Bun: Don't you see - we can't change the future. We can't change destiny no matter how hard we try.
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Bun: (talking about Roxie) That girl has too much energy.
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Joanna: I'm worse than a pastoral whoremonger.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Joanna: If I were a pizza you would be my cheese.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Penny: You've confused me with your musky man smell and made me want to throw you down and eat you like a crumpet and I don't even know what a crumpet is.
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Penny: Please like you've ever tapped anything but yourself lover boy.
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Joanna: (tied up and kidnapped) So this is where you've been staying - huh? I saw a Pottery Barn catalog that has the same similiar feel...
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Penny: See I told you not to trust those crazy bitches!
(Joanna gives her a mean stare)
Penny: What?! Too soon?
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Kat: There is a code, Will. Chicks before sticks.
Will: I thought it was Bros before hoes?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Roxie: (to Darryl) It's like you've stepped out of a 70's porno and into my life.
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Total Quotes: 10