Don't you see - we can't change the future. We can't change destiny no matter how hard we try.

Bun

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(talking about Roxie) That girl has too much energy.

Bun

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I'm worse than a pastoral whoremonger.

Joanna

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If I were a pizza you would be my cheese.

Joanna

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You've confused me with your musky man smell and made me want to throw you down and eat you like a crumpet and I don't even know what a crumpet is.

Penny

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Please like you've ever tapped anything but yourself lover boy.

Penny

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(tied up and kidnapped) So this is where you've been staying - huh? I saw a Pottery Barn catalog that has the same similiar feel...

Joanna

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Penny: See I told you not to trust those crazy bitches!
(Joanna gives her a mean stare)
Penny: What?! Too soon?

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Kat: There is a code, Will. Chicks before sticks.
Will: I thought it was Bros before hoes?

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(to Darryl) It's like you've stepped out of a 70's porno and into my life.

Roxie

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