Eastwick

Eastwick "Madams and Madames" Quotes

Roxie: To err is human, to forgive is divine. All that crap.


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Joanna: (staring at Kat in a hot dress) If we were in college, a little Indigo Girls on my iPod, you wouldn't stand a chance.
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Kat: (to Joanna) I can't believe you went to a whorehouse.
Roxie: (to Kat) I can't believe you had sex in a public pool!
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Darryl: 'And I will execute great vengeance on them with wrathful rebukes. They will know that I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance on them.'
Roxie: Pulp Fiction?
Darryl: No, Ezekiel. Twenty-five, seventeen.
Roxie: I wouldn't have pegged you for a Bible thumper.
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(Joanna and Will start making out on a desk)
Will: No, wait. I want to do this right.
Joanna: Oh, we can do it all kinds of ways.
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Roxie: (making a toast) To a successful evening for each of us. May I put my ghost to bed. (to Joanna) May you put your story to bed. (to Kat) And may Raymond put you to bed.
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Penny: (looking at pictures of Will taken by Joanna) Stalk much?
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Darryl: (talking about the ghost of Gus) Seek him out. Ask him what he wants. If you can figure out why he's here, you can probably figure out how to make him leave.
Roxie: Does that same logic apply to you?
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Darryl: You believe in a lot of weird and crazy things.
Roxie: I don't believe in ghosts.
Darryl: Why do you think you keep seeing one?
Roxie: I don't know. Psychotic break, acid flashback, early Alzheimer's?
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Darryl: I've been thinking about you.
Roxie: Let me guess. Naked and covered in some kind of cooking oil?
Darryl: Mmm, canola, yes.
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