Eastwick Season 1 Quotes
(making a toast) To a successful evening for each of us. May I put my ghost to bed. (to Joanna) May you put your story to bed. (to Kat) And may Raymond put you to bed.
Roxie
(looking at pictures of Will taken by Joanna) Stalk much?
Penny
Darryl: (talking about the ghost of Gus) Seek him out. Ask him what he wants. If you can figure out why he's here, you can probably figure out how to make him leave.
Roxie: Does that same logic apply to you?
Darryl: You believe in a lot of weird and crazy things.
Roxie: I don't believe in ghosts.
Darryl: Why do you think you keep seeing one?
Roxie: I don't know. Psychotic break, acid flashback, early Alzheimer's?
Darryl: I've been thinking about you.
Roxie: Let me guess. Naked and covered in some kind of cooking oil?
Darryl: Mmm, canola, yes.
(to Mia) I don't think you're stupid at all...I think you are my salvation.
Roxie
Meow....what? I'm cat woman.
Joanna
Three blind mice...three blind mice...see how they run.
Bun
(Speaking about Chad to Roxie) He wants you to text him - O M G!
Darryl
(looking at Kat in the sexy red dress) I have lady wood.
Roxie
Roxie: I'm going to hell, aren't I?
Darryl: I can think of worse places to spend eternity ... Los Angeles, for instance.
Penny: WWNDD?
Joanna: What would Nancy Drew do?
