Elementary
Thursdays 10:00 PM on CBSElementary Season 6 Episode 1: "An Infinite Capacity for Taking Pains" Quotes
Dr. Hawes: We've talked about this. You don't get to go on the ride until it's your turn.
Sherlock: When it's my turn, I won't really get the full experience.
Dr. Hawes: You want the full experience? Stay there. I'll get my scalpel.
My mother's ghost recently set a room on fire, so I've been doing most of my thinking elsewhere.
Sherlock [to Hawes]
Hawes: Holmes? Anything I can help with?
Sherlock: Not yet. But if an autopsy is in the offing, I should know soon enough.
Joan: [Sherlock] didn't come home last night, and he hasn't returned my calls.
Marcus: Maybe he met someone. Or, knowing him, someone, her two friends and a pet tiger.
Don't pretend you haven't seen her naked. Everyone has seen her naked. But I wouldn't lead with that if I introduce you to her.
Joan [to Marcus]
Imagine the indignity of being told my brain is normal.
Sherlock [to Joan]
My personality hasn't changed.
Sherlock [to Joan]
Drew Bishop: My sister has a lot of ex-boyfriends. Which one is missing?
Sherlock: Sammy Olivetti. Tall. Tattoos. Phallus to make a Clydesdale blush.
Sherlock: You praised me yesterday for talking this all so very well. I'm really not.
Joan: That's OK. I know how scary this is.
If I can no longer function as a detective, I'm not sure I can stay sober. And if I can't stay sober, how's my brain going to heal?
Sherlock
Sherlock: You know, I was recently reminded of our fleeting mortality, so I wonder if you were approaching a point.
Bethany: You know, you could be nice to me. I'm here in distress.
Did he just steal my phone?
Bethany [to Marcus]