You hurt yourself. Someone hurt me. You don't know anything about how I'm feeling.

Kitty

Sherlock: My name is Sherlock and I have allowed empathetic thoughts to clutter my mind and reduce my perception.
Watson: So you called in the bees to crowd out caring.
Sherlock: To no avail.

Sherlock: Perhaps we should go to a meeting.
Kitty: Yours or mine?
Sherlock: Yours.

Life is stranger than anything life can invent.

Kitty

Watson: He looks like Point Break and Magic Mike had a baby. There ... uh ...
Sherlock: Truffles of the cinema, I presume.

I'm proud of her, Watson. I think she's ready.

Sherlock

She chose to focus on the good in her life. She chose you.

Kitty

But in any case, I shan't be using drugs this evening.

Sherlock

What's going on? You're skipping meetings. Sherlock ... well, I can't force you to talk to me, but I wish you would.

Watson

Humiliation is the favorite currency of hackers.

Sherlock

You know better than to ask me a non-specific question.

Sherlock

Now I think if I were to use drugs again, it would, in fact, be an anticlimax. It would be a surrender to the drip, drip, drip of existence.

Sherlock

Elementary Quotes

Holmes: Why do you suppose you hate your job so much?
Watson: I don't hate my job.
Holmes: You have two alarm clocks. No one with two alarm clocks loves their job. Two alarm clocks mean it's a chore for you to get up in the morning.

Watson: How do you do it, guess things?
Sherlock: I observe and then I deduce.
Watson: How did you know I was a doctor, you said you could tell from my hands.
Sherlock: Hand, singular. It was soft no calluses.
Watson: How did you know my father had an affair?
Sherlock: Google. Not everything is deducible.