I've seen subtler displays of insensitivity. Do you attend the wakes of all your victims?

Sherlock

Sherlock [about Moriarty]: That's the first time you've ever paid her a compliment!
Joan: She also has great taste in shoes.

Before you go, look at your hand. Not invisible anymore.

Sherlock

Sherlock Holmes. Doctor Watson. What took you so long?

Joshua Vikner

Well, lack of imagination is an occupational hazard for an apex predator.

Sherlock

Joan: So there's no one you trust.
Sherlock: I trust *you*.

Moriarty was *not* the Vice President of Inhuman Resources!

Joan

Joan: She puts dates in her little love notes?
Sherlock: No, I do.

You forgot your drain hair!

Joan

If anything happens to them, the next time you see me I won't be a cop.

Gregson [to Morland]

'My dad brokers in global misery' doesn't usually come up.

Sherlock

If I'm right, this is not the scene of a triple murder, it's the scene of a double murder and an assassination!

Joan

Elementary Quotes

Sherlock Holmes. Doctor Watson. What took you so long?

Joshua Vikner

Holmes: Why do you suppose you hate your job so much?
Watson: I don't hate my job.
Holmes: You have two alarm clocks. No one with two alarm clocks loves their job. Two alarm clocks mean it's a chore for you to get up in the morning.