Sherlock: You allowed Detective Cortes to land far too many punches.
Joan: I did. But all that matters is that I landed the last one.
[about Detective Cortes] I think she may be insane.Joan
Like five married people could ever agree on anything...Gregson
Joan: Here's a question we should have asked ten minutes ago: what if these cuffs really are unpickable?
[about Sherlock] Fluent in three dozen languages, and he still hasn't seen Say Anything.Joan
Joan: If what he does is so evil-
Sherlock: Not evil! Neutral. Like a shark, or a tsunami.
Close, but wrong cold-blooded reptile. My dinner date is my father. I can understand you confusing him with Clyde; *they* could be doppelgangers.Sherlock
Morland: Was I expecting you?
Sherlock: Not to my knowledge. But I can't rule you you having foreseen it via the black arts.
Are you cooking, or did we get stampeded by a class of second graders?Joan
With him, there is always a cost. The toll always comes due.Sherlock
Joan: Good luck explaining why you were locked in a closet with a bloody murder weapon.
Sherlock: No, it could be worse. Imagine how embarrassing this would be if it came out during your confirmation hearing!
So that rancid smell *isn't* impropriety?Joan