Maybe we should have sex now.

Fiona

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His skinny jeans make the odds of a concealed firearm quite slim.

Sherlock

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Wouldn't want to separate the guns from the wine.

Sherlock

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Sherlock: We've been taking things slow.
Joan: ...You haven't had sex yet.
Sherlock: We have not.

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If you're keen on spending eternity buried alive with a group so narcissistic they think outliving humanity is a good idea, I'd rather melt with the masses and get it over with, wouldn't you?

Sherlock

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There are two things you should know, Mr. Springer. First is I'm gonna punch you in the face. [punches him in the face] Second is that we'll take your case.

Sherlock

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So they didn't commit a murder so much as provide you with a murder-tunity.

Sherlock

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Perhaps it entered your mind subconsciously. Were your dreams filled with two flounders slapping together? A ketchup bottle being squeezed repeatedly whilst a nearby walrus issues a death rattle?

Sherlock [to Joan, on the neighbor's noisy sex]

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I was just marveling at how you were able to sleep so soundly last night given the incessant sex noise.

Sherlock

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