You know what doesn't scare me at all? Comin' back to my garage and finding that some strange white guy let himself in. Not like that's ever gone badly for me!

Alfredo

Sherlock: Your 'help' has just resulted in that man's murder. Again.
Joan: Okay, first of all, he wasn't murdered, he was zapped into another dimension. And second of all, he still has two lives left.

You do realize that pink coconuts do not occur in nature?

Sherlock

Bell: What are you doing?
Sherlock: [has two bikes with him] These were chained to a lamppost down the street.
Bell: And you figured you'd... steal them?
Sherlock: I'm re-stealing them. I peruse the crime blotter when I'm bored, and these were stolen in Chelsea last month.
Bell: And you're just gonna walk around with them for the rest of the day?
Sherlock: Don't be ridiculous. This one's for you.

Vintage rainbow suspenders? If there's money to be made in this, I need to get to my parents' garage fast!

Joan

Stabbed in the chest and incinerated. Did the killer also throw him off a roof?

Sherlock

Elementary Season 4 Episode 5 Quotes

Vintage rainbow suspenders? If there's money to be made in this, I need to get to my parents' garage fast!

Joan

Stabbed in the chest and incinerated. Did the killer also throw him off a roof?

Sherlock