Ben Garrett: How do you do all that?
Sherlock: I was bitten by a radioactive detective.

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Sherlock: It occurred to me that our Ranger might've been killed by an obsessed fan attempting to recreate a particular death.
Joan: And?
Sherlock: Unfortunately, the deaths in the comics involve being sent back in time, buried underground, made microscopic, impersonated by an alien, and in my particular favorite demise, pushed over a waterfall, locked in the embrace of his nemesis.

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It's pretty hard to say no to someone who just donated a quarter of a million dollars to a charity I care about. But that was the whole point, right?

Joan

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The flesh-and-blood Midnight Ranger was shot dead last night. Unfortunately, the bullets used were not radioactive, so he'll be remaining quite dead.

Sherlock

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In what universe are these people not all dead of cancer?

Sherlock [about superheroes' origin stories]

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He proved tweed isn't bulletproof! You must be proud.

Bell

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