Life is stranger than anything life can invent.

Kitty

Watson: He looks like Point Break and Magic Mike had a baby. There ... uh ...
Sherlock: Truffles of the cinema, I presume.

I'm proud of her, Watson. I think she's ready.

Sherlock

She chose to focus on the good in her life. She chose you.

Kitty

But in any case, I shan't be using drugs this evening.

Sherlock

What's going on? You're skipping meetings. Sherlock ... well, I can't force you to talk to me, but I wish you would.

Watson

Humiliation is the favorite currency of hackers.

Sherlock

You know better than to ask me a non-specific question.

Sherlock

Now I think if I were to use drugs again, it would, in fact, be an anticlimax. It would be a surrender to the drip, drip, drip of existence.

Sherlock

Buros: That supposed to scare me?
Bell: It's supposed to remind you, Niko, what you did. Who you hurt. But don't worry if the cuffs don't work, we'll find other ways.

I abhor the dull routine of existence.

Sherlock

I care about your sobriety. And I depend upon every member of this group, including you, to care about mine.

Sherlock

Elementary Quotes

Holmes: Why do you suppose you hate your job so much?
Watson: I don't hate my job.
Holmes: You have two alarm clocks. No one with two alarm clocks loves their job. Two alarm clocks mean it's a chore for you to get up in the morning.

Watson: How do you do it, guess things?
Sherlock: I observe and then I deduce.
Watson: How did you know I was a doctor, you said you could tell from my hands.
Sherlock: Hand, singular. It was soft no calluses.
Watson: How did you know my father had an affair?
Sherlock: Google. Not everything is deducible.