Elsbeth
Thursdays 10:00 PM on CBSElsbeth Quotes
I couldn't see what was right in front of me, and I'm a detective. I should've known.
Captain Wagner
Elsbeth: Is there anything I can do to help?
Captain Wagner: You've been spying on me the whole time, and now you want to help?
If you don't keep up with new tech, you won't have a job in five years.
Detective Edwards
Elsbeth: I thought you didn't know how to use it?
Quinn: I don't. Everyone knows that. Everyone young.
I always prided myself on having a good gauge of people I could trust, and now I am not so sure.
Captain Wagner
Nora: You won't let me pick anything.
Ashton: Not true. You picked Derek.
Nora: You set us up.
Ashton: You're welcome.
Elsbeth: For the record, I would love to be your mother-in-law.
Officer Blanke: I'm flattered but I don't think I'm Teddy's type, am I right?
Elsbeth: No. Not only because he's gay, but based on his last boyfriends, he doesn't fall for kind or honest people.
Elsbeth: That's terrible and it seemed like such a beautiful wedding. Mine was nothing like this. It had way more pleated pants and mosquitos.
Detective Donnelly & Officer Blanke: You're married?
Elsbeth: I am? Oh, no. Oh my god, you scared me. No. No, I'm divorced.
It looks like a clear-cut accident. People doing stupid stuff at weddings. Like having them. Sorry. Bad divorce.
Detective Donnelly
This family that you're marrying into may seem well off, but we are, in fact, for lack of a better term, dirty stinking rich.
Ashton
Elsbeth: I'm having a housewarming party. I bought a place. I'm a New Yorker.
Detective Donnelly: You most certainly are not.
Elsbeth: The guard was worried about corruption. 'Cause he knew that accepting any amount of money was wrong. That he could lose a stable job, even be on the hook for future favors.
Captain Wagner: Favors can be misinterpreted. Like how I helped your son get a new job. Someone might view you as exploiting the police force you are here to oversee.
