Fargo: Sheriff, you ok?
Jack: I am in deep ship.

Jo: How are we going to get out, that opening is only eight inches.
Holly: Oh, me, me.. I can manage eight inches, no problem
Fargo: [gasp]
Holly: I have really limber joints
Fargo: oooh [little whimper]

Zane: Why did I have to make these things so indestructible?
Jo: because you don't do things half-ass, even when you're being a complete ass.

Allison: Come on Jack, you have to trust me.
Jack: I know [smiles]

Larry: You have to go down to level Q
Jack: I've never even heard of level Q
Larry: Yeah, it's not a very popular level.

Dr Fong: You realize that I am actualizing a real time interplanetary communications network.
Jack: That's a lot of big words Doctor Fong, but you're playing it loose and easy with safety.

Senator Wen: I would appreciate your help with extra security.
Jack: I would love to, but I am the town sheriff, I have sheriffy things to do.
Senator Wen: That's politician speak for "you have to" the paperwork is already done.

Jack: Should I sit?
Senator Wen: Neah, just stand there and look pretty.

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Eureka Season 4 Episode 16 Quotes

Senator Wen: I would appreciate your help with extra security.
Jack: I would love to, but I am the town sheriff, I have sheriffy things to do.
Senator Wen: That's politician speak for "you have to" the paperwork is already done.

Jack: Should I sit?
Senator Wen: Neah, just stand there and look pretty.

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