Fargo: Why don't I get to choose my own partner, I am the boss.
Lupo: Out here I'm the boss, [drops rope] jump rope Suzy.

[answers phone] Hey Andy, let me guess a quantum run-away something or other... Someone what? I'll be right there..[hangs up the phone] someone robbed A BANK! Yeaaaaaaah!

Carter

What kind of mathematician can't get to FIFTY!

Lupo

Holly: Just think they will get to see things we have only imagined through probe energy and spectroscopic data.
Fargo: Assuming they live that long. That guy hasn't run for anything since our Warcraft guild elected a new secretary.

Holly: Have you seen this?
Fargo: I did just give it to you.

Henry: [breaks bat on Carter's truck] I hardened it with a resilient, super hard, dense coating.
Carter: A science I can get behind.
Henry: Actually, I did it because I was just tired of fixing it.

Jo: Like a weather forecast for trouble.
Carter: Partly cloudy, with a chance local catastrophe.

Fargo: It's like having our own Professor Xavier.
Carter: Who is Professor Xavier?
Zane: I'm gonna pretend you didn't just say that.

Jo: So you ready to try on a pair of PALs now?
Carter: Sure, can I get one lens tuned into ESPN?

Carter: Ok everyone calmly leave the cafe and away from main street
Vincent: Why?
Carter: No idea, just do it.

Dr. Parrish: You're accusing me of something I might do?
Carter: Well when you put it like that.

Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I am angry.

Dr. Lee

Eureka Season 4 Quotes

Carter: You sure this is not some sort of science-geek-ren-faire thing?
Allison: Well, either we are both having the same delusion or we are really stuck in 1947.

Carter: What does a nanny have that I don't?
Allison: A PhD in early childhood development with an emphasis on organic nutrition.