Her time is not more valuable than mine, Spencer. In fact it's worth a lot less.

Lauren

If you're lying you sure are awesome at it.

Kate

You're putting Kate in charge of paperwork? Kate, who never does paperwork for anything, ever. I just found an unpaid American Express bill from 2003 in her desk drawer. But yes, if you want me to, I will tell her to get right on it.

Leo

I didn't realize I'd be negotiating with a tornado.

Kate

I'd rather live in the world of Danny's who have the guts to say this is wrong, than in the world of Mitch's who just turn their backs and look the other way just to cover their ass.

Kate

Courage is an angel that makes the difference between a good life and a great life.

Kate

It's easy to lose sight of what's important. You focus on the wrong thing, you get killed.

Kate

I do believe in fate and she's a fickle, fickle, bitch.

Kate

She doesn't work for Bitch & Bitch anymore, it's Bitch, Bitch, & Jackass now.

Ben

Kate Reed is not a lawyer. She is a mediator. A mediator is like a referee in a game with no rules except those agreed upon by the parties involved.

Judge Nicastro

You're hunger striking for food?

Kate

Leo: You think I'm going to talk to you about my boss because you bought me tacos?
Ben: They're good tacos.

Fairly Legal Quotes

Kate: She's a bit obsessive, our step-mother. Don't you think?
Spencer: That's what Dad loved about her.
Kate: I thought that was her ass.
Spencer: There's that too.

We most definitely have a deal. There is no sex ever. And when we do have sex there is no spending the night.

Kate