Fairly Legal

Fairly Legal Quotes

Season 2 Episode 13: "Finale"

Lauren: If you're lonely, get to know yourself.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ben: She doesn't work for Bitch & Bitch anymore, it's Bitch, Bitch, & Jackass now.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Justin: I hope it comes furnished. It's very Clockwork Orange.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lauren: You make me sound adolescent for trusting my instincts.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ben: Couldn't they have just shot her car tire out on a twisty deserted road?
 • Rating: Unrated

Kate: We're trying to get a fresh start or a restart...whatever.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 12: "Force Majeure"

Tracy: Screw you.
Kate: Not enough booze in the world.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ben: They're going to treat her like she blew up an orphanage field trip to an animal shelter.
 • Rating: Unrated

Justin: I was 100 percent stick in the mud.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lauren: You're the criminal and drugs guy.
Ben: That doesn't sound like flattery.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lauren: Is that why you're here, to insult him personally?
 • Rating: Unrated

Kate: You're so close to being cool.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ben: Perhaps he's making a point. You'll like me better if I'm not who I am.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kate: Oh Justin, remind me to divorce you more often.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kate: Oh, Leonardo. When you promise someone naked pictures of a cute boy you don't show them pictures of cars.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 11: "Borderline"

Justin: We can win if we both refuse to lose.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ben: Love is never easy. You don't have to be seventeen you just have to be brave.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Justin: If I don't have the courage of my own convictions then I don't deserve to win.
 • Rating: Unrated

Davidson: Did it never occur to you that it's sheer folly to run against your boss.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kate: You know there are plenty of mediators in all of San Francisco willing to flip your coin.
 • Rating: Unrated

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