If you're lonely, get to know yourself.

Lauren

She doesn't work for Bitch & Bitch anymore, it's Bitch, Bitch, & Jackass now.

Ben

I hope it comes furnished. It's very Clockwork Orange.

Justin

You make me sound adolescent for trusting my instincts.

Lauren

Couldn't they have just shot her car tire out on a twisty deserted road?

Ben

We're trying to get a fresh start or a restart...whatever.

Kate

Tracy: Screw you.
Kate: Not enough booze in the world.

They're going to treat her like she blew up an orphanage field trip to an animal shelter.

Ben

I was 100 percent stick in the mud.

Justin
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