Family Guy
Sundays 9:00 PM on FOXFamily Guy Season 14 Quotes
Shut up, hat, that's my brother. They're not gonna mess with him. He's the man. He's got real Griffin beef in his trousers.
Stewie
Cleveland: Some things are my business. You don't tell me when you play with yourself.
Peter: If you check my Twitter feed, I wouldn't have to.
You know, this is great guys. Drinking and eating garbage. I'm glad we all took a mental health day.
Quagmire
Neil: Well, Chris, looks like another day of nobody joining us for lunch.
Chris: Yeah, we never should have let that blind girl touch our faces.
When I set my mind to something, anything's possible.
Peter
I've never seen a bulge in the front of a man's pants before.
Bonnie
Lois: Did you see that sweet new piece of ass, Dallas Portland?
Bonnie: Oh, I don't know. Why don't you ask my index and middle finger.
I ate a dime once. It became a manhole cover for like three days, then pow!
Stewie
I know I'm a nerd, but I have a thing for rich guys.
Shelby
Before you read that, you need to know one thing. I'm the one who's been throwing out your beige bras. Guys don't like beige bras.
Peter
Peter: Gretchen? Wow. You look great.
Gretchen: Yeah. I didn't have kids, so.
Hey, it's Stewie. All I know about cars is what my mom does.
Stewie
