Are we gonna talk? Or are you just gonna quote the thesaurus at me?


You're a shit cop, you know that, right?

Lou [to Ben]

It doesn't matter what you mean. It's what you do.


If I'm goin' to the noose, I'm goin'. But I am done lying down for men.


Different roads, same destination.


This family? Deserves the ground.


The jackboots are upon us.


But now, now I must bid you all adieu, admonish you to watch your proverbial butts, for I shall be back with the sledgehammer of justice, prepared to lay Joseph waste on these four walls! If you so much as touch a hair on my client's--


Out of my way, tool of the state! For I am come to comfort and counsel my client, even as you seek to prison him.


Karl: I am sound in mind and body and ready to run circles around the inferior minds of the Rock County Sheriff's department.
Sonny: Lou's a state cop, Karl.
Karl: Shut up, Sonny. I will need you to drive, however.

Mike: Okay, baby. Any last message for your dad when I see him?
Simone: Yeah. Tell him... "Kiss my grits."

Dodd: Some career advice: A whore's life is five good years, five bad years, and then some half-dick sweat stain grinds you out like a cigarette. Like a goddamn spent cigarette.

Fargo Quotes

Gus: Lorne Malvo.
Lorne: Did you know the human eye can see more shades of green than any other color?

You're a little touched, aren't ya?

Hank [to Peggy]