Lester: Well, then, you row the rabbit across and the fox won't eat the cabbage. Then, you go back for the fox and you drop him off, put the rabbit back in the boat and go get the cabbage only this time you leave the rabbit behind and then you row the cabbage back across again the fox will not eat the cabbage and then you go back for the rabbit.
Agent Budge: That's it. See that wasn't so hard.
I never wanted to be the type to think big thoughts about the nature of things. All I ever wanted was a stack of pancakes and a V8.Bill
Until he's dead.Gus
He's not gonna stop. You know that, right? A man like that. He's not even a man.Molly
This is tremendous work, Deputy. Impressive.Agent Budge
I'd call it animal, but animals only kill for food. This was ... Sioux Falls. Ever been?Lou
That's quite a pickle.Lou
A man has a fox, a rabbit and a cabbage, and he wants to get across the river, but his boat can only carry one of them at a time. The problem is if the man leaves the fox and the rabbit alone, the fox is gonna eat the rabbit and the same for the rabbit and the cabbage. So how does the man get across the river without losing any of them?Agent Budge
Lorne: Lester, is this what you want? ... Yes or no?
Lorne [After killing three people]: That's on you.
I let you come inside of me.Gina Hess
Don't Mrs. Hess me. I was picking your pubes out of my teeth 12 hours ago.Gina Hess