Am I the only one here who's clear on the concept of law enforcement?

Lou

We own all the judges, what'd be the point of killin' one?

Dodd

Lou: Say, you wouldn't by any chance be Mike Milligan and the Kitchen brothers, would ya?
Mike: You make us sound like a prog-rock band. "Ladies and gentlemen, introducing Mike Milligan and the Kitchen brothers."

Mike: So, where'd you say you saw old Skip?
Lou: At your mother's house. I think going in the back door.
Mike: [to the Kitchen brothers] I like him. [to Lou] I like you.

Lou: Visitors?
Stranger: From above. Some say they take you to their ship and probe you in places you don't want to mention. I believe their purposes are more benevolent. As the caretaker to the zoo. When strange happenings occur, they are near.
Lou: Strange happenings, huh? I wondered what was causing that.

[about Otto] He's still the same lion inside.

Floyd

Yeah, I'm inclined to agree with Peggy. It's not like you're gonna just drive home with a Gerhardt in your windshield and, y'know, start supper.

Hank

Bear: Know thyself?
Dodd: What are you on about?
Bear: It's in the Bible.

Lou: Got the prints back on the gun, just before. Rye Gerhardt. [off Ben's look] That bad, huh?
Ben: I'm not saying your life would be easier if it was your own prints on the gun, but that's the lines along which you should be thinkin'.

That's when the son, Otto, he takes over, which is like "The good news is World War I is over, the bad news is say hello to Adolf Hitler."

Ben Schmidt

Peggy: My cousin had a melanoma. Didn't lose a single hair. Lost her eyebrows though.
Betsy: Now that'd be a horror show.

Fargo Season 2 Episode 3 Quotes

Bear: Know thyself?
Dodd: What are you on about?
Bear: It's in the Bible.

[about Otto] He's still the same lion inside.

Floyd