Favorite Firefly Quotes
Zoe: Jayne?
Jayne: Hell, I didn't fight in no war. Best o' luck, though.
Captain, did you hear what that purple-belly called Serenity?
Kaylee
Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?
Wash
Alliance officer: Seems odd that you'd name your ship after a battle you were on the wrong side of.
Mal: Maybe on the losing side, still not convinced it was the wrong one.
The key seems to be handing Jayne a heavy stick and then standing back.
Inara
How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different from those who did the slaughter.
Book
Badger: Thought we might have a bit of a sit-down.
Mal: Prefer a bit of a "piss off."
Badger: Won't deal with me direct. He's taken an irrational dislike.
Jayne: What happened, he see your face
'Course, you couldn't buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle. I got my hands on a couple.
Badger
Mal: You're supposed to make me look respectable.
Kaylee: Yes sir, Captain Tight-pants.
I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an over-abundance of schooling.
Mal
Mal: We're still flying.
Simon: That's not much.