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See how I'm not punching him? I think I've grown.

Mal

Mercy is the mark of a great man. (stab) Guess I'm just a good man. (stab) Well, I'm alright

Mal

Inara: You have a strange sense of nobility, Captain. You'll lay a man out for implying I'm a whore, but you keep calling me one to my face.
Mal: I might not show respect to your job, but he didn't respect you. That's the difference. Inara, he doesn't even see you.

Inara: It takes less than a pound of pressure to cut skin.
Mal: You know that? They teach you that in whore academy?

Inara: How did I avoid that?
Mal: By being fast like a freak

I've known a dozen like you. Skipped off-home early. Minor graft jobs here and there. Spent some time in the lockdown, but less than you claim. Now you're, what, a petty thief with delusions of standing? Sad little king of a sad little hill.

River

He insulted you. I hit him. Seemed like the thing to do.

Mal

You mussed up Atherton's face, and that has endeared you to me somewhat.

Warrick Harrow

Warrick Harrow: I know him, and I think he's a psychotic lowlife.
Mal: And I think calling him that is an insult to the psychotic lowlife community.

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