See that's a talent, sounding like a total asshole even when you're supposedly saying something sincere.

Infeld: Are you familiar with yin and yang.
Franklin: The tramp stamp tattoo?

Bash: Try watching something besides Real Housewives of New Jersey
Franklin: They are real housewives.

This place looks like a Borg cube.

Pindar

I'm representing medical marijuana against the city. So if you need some samples, ding dong.

You know, for lawyers you guys are almost human.

Tommy

Bash: Does the ripped body offend?
Debbie: I've seen you firmer.

Franklin: Jared Franklin, from the animal shelter peeping tom trial.
Judge: Your client was a seriously disturbed man.
Franklin: Oh, believe me. I still have nightmares.

Photo copy your butts. Steal some pens. Whatever.

Damien

Isabella's like Jessica Rabbit. She's not bad, she's just drawn that way.

Objection. If Mr Stein wishes to live out his fantasies there are more private ways.

"Sorry, sorry. Jean Claude Van Damme marathon last night. Unavoidable.

Franklin & Bash Quotes

See that's a talent, sounding like a total asshole even when you're supposedly saying something sincere.

Franklin

"Sorry, sorry. Jean Claude Van Damme marathon last night. Unavoidable.

Franklin