Franklin & Bash
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on TNTPopular Franklin & Bash Quotes
Damien: It's a luxury and lifestyle magazine. It's for men so you guys probably haven't heard of it.
Franklin: Really? You want to go there mister manis and pedis on Saturdays.
Bash: You knew she wasn't pretty.
Damien: Depending on the time of night, she's last call pretty.
Franklin: Yeah, in Alaska.
If you walk through this world knowing that you're beautiful other people will know it too.
Jennifer
I can't tell if Jennifer's delusional or has the most inflated self esteem ever.
"Wow. So your settlement offer is to not be mean to her?"
Like I said I didn't tell anybody. Pindar's not anybody.
Franklin: Are you going to be able to pay us?
Danny: I was kind of hoping you had a pro-bono policy. Bro-bono.
Give us a call when you start embezzling pension funds.
May we approach the bench with Penn and Teller.
Allison
Are you sleeping with the same mistress? How very green of you.
Can you check and see if Mr. Franklin is drunk in addition to being insane.
Judge
"Sorry, sorry. Jean Claude Van Damme marathon last night. Unavoidable.
