Franklin & Bash
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on TNTFranklin & Bash Quotes
If you can't stand being checked into the boards, get off the ice.
Stanton
The curse of e-mail. You lose the irony.
Peter
We may have lost Damien. I sensed betrayal in his eyes at the urinal this morning.
Stanton
To be clear I was only stabbing you in the back because there was no more room in the front.
Damien
Damien: Is it true you lost your bar card?
Peter: Is it true that your mom's on my speed dial?
Damien: You're bait for a scumbag like Leonard Franklin.
Jared: Hey that's my crappy dad you're trashing.
I'm like a ladybug, but tough.
Jared
It makes you an intern and I need someone to sexually harass and get me coffee on the double.
Jared
Nice Underoos. Can we go?
Peter
As long as we are on this road together, we'll be alright.
Jared
Did you come here to dance on our graves because you're early?
Jared
I have seen you two get excited by the Land O' Lakes butter girl.
Carmen
