You got a problem with hate sex?

Ellen

In this light with your guard down, you almost look human.

Jared

To make him more comfortable I took off my clothes but I was wearing a thong.

Coleen

Coleen: I took him to the room that I use for more confidential encounters.
Peter: Please don't say my room.
Colleen: Well it has a wonderful view of the canyon, honey.

Well I don't have sex with most of my clients.

Coleen

Charlie: You went to college?
Peter: Best decade of my life.

Pindar: Do you guys know what spontaneous combustion means?
Peter: Latin for Pindar.

Carmen: Guys, come on. He stills sleeps with a night light.
Pindar: Don't tell them I told you.

Jared: Have we mentioned that our client is a war veteran, your Honor?
Judge: Eleven times.

I was born with toddler obesity.

Rachel

Don: I'm not in any position to say no.
Jared: Damn right. You're a dead man.

I could suffer here.

Peter

Franklin & Bash Quotes

See that's a talent, sounding like a total asshole even when you're supposedly saying something sincere.

Franklin

"Sorry, sorry. Jean Claude Van Damme marathon last night. Unavoidable.

Franklin