You always tilt your head like a dog that hears a funny noise whenever you have a secret.

Peter

Yeah, I gotta think you're not on his Christmas card list.

Jared

You phone sex in Latin, really?

Peter

He meant ice queen in a good way

Jared

Physics prevents sex in any position in a SouthCal airlines bathroom.

Peter

First you trample my soul then you steal my girlfriend.

Pindar

I enjoy disappointing you. I'm good at it.

Jared

Peter: What do you want to do?
Jared: I want to kick his ass.

Judge murders rock & roll? It was justifiable homicide. I had to do it.

Jared

Peter: For rock and roll.
Jared: I was going to say justice but OK, for rock and roll.

No blowing before 8am. I don't necessarily agree with that.

Jared

No, we do not have clients in County jail who can take out Dr. Lee.

Peter

Franklin & Bash Quotes

See that's a talent, sounding like a total asshole even when you're supposedly saying something sincere.

Franklin

"Sorry, sorry. Jean Claude Van Damme marathon last night. Unavoidable.

Franklin