Hey, Pindi. I returned your iCarly box set. I put it right on your unitard, buddy.

Jared

You can't put LuLu in the county pen. She's too pretty.

Jared

Emotions, they get complicated the morning after.

Infeld

Maybe I make cheese but I'm no rat.

Jim

Damien; Since the gun was a dairy product we can probably get the weapons charged dismiss.

Peter: I can't believe you play basketball.
Jared: I can't believe you get facials.

Pindi can't take an escalator alone.

Jared

We've got equity partner bonus money burning a hole in my pocket.

Peter

Peter: I've got eight pounds of meat.
Jared: Too easy.

I think Peter's mom likes you.

Hanna

This is going to look like a cult abduction if it's not handled well.

Carmen

I'll call you later Mom. No planking.

Peter

Franklin & Bash Quotes

See that's a talent, sounding like a total asshole even when you're supposedly saying something sincere.

Franklin

"Sorry, sorry. Jean Claude Van Damme marathon last night. Unavoidable.

Franklin