Hanna: You delivered Carter Lang to Franklin and Bash?
Karp: Oh, come on. He wasn't wearing a sign that said litigious scumbag millionaire.

I have the prostate of a 19 year old but I have the pancreas of a zombie.

Carter

Carter: Franklin & Bash LLC. Although you weren't actually a Limited Liability Corporation, were you?
Franklin: Truthfully, we just like the way LLC sounds.

I'm sorry I didn't call right away. I wanted to hang out with some scumbags that weren't lawyers.

Your client just committed a felony in front of a judge. I didn't go to a top ten school but I think that's bad.

We'll help you kick Leonard's ass with your big red clown shoe.

To me he's just a guy who wouldn't let me watch Walker Texas Ranger because it made a mockery of the law.

I'm afraid to ask what happened to their first lawyer. You've got some blood in your teeth.

It's complicated porn? Maybe we underestimated you.

Made by monks but monks who like to party.

I'm always cocky. It's an irritating asset. It works well for me.

The smaller the ball the better the book.

Stanton

Franklin & Bash Season 1 Quotes

See that's a talent, sounding like a total asshole even when you're supposedly saying something sincere.

Franklin

"Sorry, sorry. Jean Claude Van Damme marathon last night. Unavoidable.

Franklin