Peter: At the risk of sounding completely ridiculous, Twinkie?
Charlie: Breakfast of champions.

Damien: What are you like secret royalty?
Rachel: Yeah, I'm Princess Khaleesi from the House Targaryon.

Carmen: I'm more comfortable in like, bars.
Rachel: I'm more comfortable in St. Bart's but I work here.

We don't have to believe in psychics. We just have to know the law.

Rachel

Curbside law, Pindy. Indoor furniture found outside is deemed abandoned and free to take.

Peter

Rachel: People fear what they don't understand. Around the office, they call him the devil.
Damien: It's because my first name is Damien.

It's so soft. It feels like I'm sitting on a giant bunny rabbit, that I'm not allergic to.

Pindar

Wow, a white couch. Really, here in the splash zone at Sea World?

Carmen

The last time you guys bet her you ended up nude on TV.

Damien

Not hitting people's why I became a lawyer.

Jared

Rachel and your mom making out is one of the hottest things ever.

Jared

He's objecting to love?

Jared

Franklin & Bash Season 3 Quotes

You think everyone's head looks tiny because you've got a huge head. You look like a Mardi Gras float.

Jared

Who the hell are Franklin and Bash?

Piers Morgan