The food is very underrated in lock up.

Peter

Relax, she's going to smell the fear on you.

Jared

Robbie: She's kind of scary.
Jared: But hot, right?

I'm not sure which Constitutional amendment covers the right to a beer.

Peter

Can you teach Stanton and Damien the Franklin & Bash?

Rachel

Peter: Either Wendell is the best actuary in the world...
Jared: Or he's a pathological serial killer.

Peter: Dogs can sense evil.
Jared: I think that's earthquakes, Buddy.

That desk goes back in Peter's office after you're done with your play date.

Rachel

Is the death of honey not important?

Infeld

Every bee deserves its day.

Damien

Rachel: What do you know about honey bees?
Damien: What don't I know about honey bees.

I can't take care of a kid. I can barely take care of myself.

Peter

Franklin & Bash Season 3 Quotes

You think everyone's head looks tiny because you've got a huge head. You look like a Mardi Gras float.

Jared

Who the hell are Franklin and Bash?

Piers Morgan