Smash: "Coach Mac, I..."
Mac: "They made a mistake, son. Just like me."

"Your daughter, in all her infinite wisdom, informed Matt Saracen I took the job at TMU."

Eric Taylor

"The kind of pregnant when you have a baby?"

Eric Taylor

Landry Clarke: [sees Lyla stranded] "I'm pullin' over."
Tyra Collette: "Why?"
Landry Clarke: "Because it's the Christian thing to do."
Tyra Collette: [rolls down window] "Oh, hey, cheating cheerleader bitch. Wanna ride?

Hey, how about Matt Saracen sleeping with Coach's daughter!

Tim

Brian "Smash" Williams: For as long I've known Tim Riggins, there's only two phrases that put a smile on his face: number one, "We goin' to State!" Number two, "The results are in. You are not the father!"

Coach Taylor: [to Matt] I don't want you resting on your laurels, you understand me?
Jason: You don't have any laurels, Saracen.
Coach: Not a damn one.

I think that if he plays up in Dallas like he played last Friday night, they're gonna eat him for breakfast.

Jason

Tyra Collette: Just wish I could build a time machine and go back and shoot who ever it is that invented Algebra, that’s for sure.
Landry Clarke: Well, see, that’s kind of a Catch-22, though, because in order to invent that time machine you may need to use Algebra.

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