Friday Night Lights

Friday Night Lights Season 1 Quotes

Season 1 Episode 22: "State"

Eric Taylor: "Your daughter, in all her infinite wisdom, informed Matt Saracen I took the job at TMU."
 • Rating: Unrated

Eric Taylor: "The kind of pregnant when you have a baby?"
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Landry Clarke: [sees Lyla stranded] "I'm pullin' over."
Tyra Collette: "Why?"
Landry Clarke: "Because it's the Christian thing to do."
Tyra Collette: [rolls down window] "Oh, hey, cheating cheerleader bitch. Wanna ride?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Eric Taylor: "A few will never give up on you. When you go back out on the field, those are the people I want in your minds. Those are the people I want in your hearts."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Eric Taylor: "When Jason Street went down the first game of the season, everybody wrote us off. Everybody. And yet here we are at the championship game. Forty thousand people out there have also written us off. But there are a few out there who still believe in you."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 21: "Best Laid Plans"

Tim: Hey, how about Matt Saracen sleeping with Coach's daughter!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brian "Smash" Williams: For as long I've known Tim Riggins, there's only two phrases that put a smile on his face: number one, "We goin' to State!" Number two, "The results are in. You are not the father!"
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Coach Taylor: [to Matt] I don't want you resting on your laurels, you understand me?
Jason: You don't have any laurels, Saracen.
Coach: Not a damn one.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Jason: I think that if he plays up in Dallas like he played last Friday night, they're gonna eat him for breakfast.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 20: "Mud Bowl"

Tyra Collette: Just wish I could build a time machine and go back and shoot who ever it is that invented Algebra, that’s for sure.
Landry Clarke: Well, see, that’s kind of a Catch-22, though, because in order to invent that time machine you may need to use Algebra.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lyla Garrity: We went shooting yesterday... two girls packing heat.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 19: "Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes"

Jason: "Look, Saracen. Run the post, run the slant, and they will respect you... run this pattern, and they will fear you!"
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Julie: When you first told me we were going to move to Dillion, I seriously wanted to ...vomit.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tim: I'm sorry... I misread the situation!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tim: Bo, don't forget, who's it going to be?
Bo: Me!
 • Rating: Unrated

Tim: Man, that's so Brokeback.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tim: "If I see you touch that kid again, I'm going to stick my fist through your chest."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Eric Taylor: They've even got some top-notch ballet-ers!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Eric Taylor: [to Julie] We did think about you... Austin's an arty kind of town ... you're arty?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tim Riggins: Texas forever, man. Still friends?
Jason Street: Yeah... Texas forever.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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